"You say there's no time to study. People, look: You got time to take a shit, then you got time to read a book." - Blue Scholars
Book Club begins on April 10th, people. That means you've got 9 days to read the introduction and chapters 1 and 2 of Jessica Valenti's Why Have Kids? Don't let this monkey outpace you!
Ha! This monkey's not really pooping. APRIL FOOL'S!